Slings and Arrows

how I learned to stop worrying and love the lifestream


February 20th, 2008

[Archie] Guess I should write this, then? @ 07:35 pm


Oi. I'm Archie, more popularly known as "Hellmasker". I don't look a thing like that form in FF7, by the by. I'm one of the Limiters, Vincent's crewe. All you grammar nazis can sod off right now, al'ight?

As yous can see, I'm not upper-plate stuff. Heck, I didn't even grow up on the lower plate. It was all pre-Midgar. I grew up in Notchim, what later became the Sector Six slums. Hasn't changed much from the old days. Got me kicks killin' chocobos, an' later people. Became known as the Hellmasker, for me killin's. Mainly because I ate people an' used their bones for art and skins for gloves an' jackets an' me signature mask. By the by, people taste like pork.

Anyhoo, I was eventually caught, tried, an' convicted. 'Stead of gettin' e'cuted, they used me in a new-fangled experiment. Took me soul-matter from me body an' put it in Vincent. Bloke wasn't happy to have a serial killer in his head, f'sure.

Me, Galian, Chaos, an' Vincent all make for a big happy fam'ly now. By the by, I look more like Nero an' Vincent, what with the black hair and lanky form, only me eyes are blue-grey.
 

Slings and Arrows

how I learned to stop worrying and love the lifestream