Yeah. We're dog-tired. Not to mention the kid has been up to her old issues again. We need to lock her from the front; this isn't a good time for her.

On other fronts, yeah we're alive. Just been busy as all hell.

I need a drink. Any suggestions?

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Arson Chevy (JACKSON)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate Stiletto (what? No one said I had to wear said shoe! -- ROLAND)

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Wombat (AUSLIN)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Chase Austin (JACKSON)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Des Ro (ROLAND)

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Gold Brandy (AUSLIN)

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Reggie Jackson (JACKSON)

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): J'adore Chocolat (ROLAND)

9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Um... I didn't go to grade school. (AUSLIN)

10. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): ... Autumn Daisy. I like daisies, alright?! (JACKSON)

11. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now): Passionfruit Pajamas (ROLAND)

12. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Bagel Spruce (AUSLIN)

13. NEW LJ ID: (One word from your street name, a nickname of a family member): Way_Rickey (JACKSON)

We were going to put this under a cut, but what the hell.

The Sniper
Name: Auslin
Age: 34
Sex: Male
Occupation: Sniper for RED
Orientation: Gay
Marital Status: Going Steady with Roland
Family: Mother (deceased), Father (deceased)
Favorite food: Steak
Favorite drink: Lemon-lime soda
Favorite poison: Brandy
Favorite book: Pet Semetary
Other Observations: Don't touch his hat. Ever. Unless you have permission.

The Spy
Name: Roland
Age: 28
Sex: Yes please. [Male]
Occupation: Spy for BLU
Orientation: North-northeast? [Gay]
Marital Status: Going Steady with Auslin
Family: Mother (deceased), Father (estranged), Brother (hates his guts)
Favorite food: Chicken Marsala
Favorite drink: Sparkling water with lemon
Favorite poison: Arsenic... oh, you mean liquor? Merlot.
Favorite book: The Prince by Machiovelli
Other Observations: He can cook like you can't believe. His brother worked for RED, with Auslin and Jackson.

The Engineer
Name: Jackson
Age: 33
Sex: Male
Occupation: Engineer for RED
Orientation: Very slightly bisexual.
Marital Status: Single
Family: Mother, Father, Two Older Brothers, One Younger Sister
Favorite food: The burnt ends of a beef brisket
Favorite drink: Sweet tea
Favorite poison: Beer
Favorite book: The works of Plato
Other Observations: He's really smart-- he graduated from the University of Sydney with a double major in Engineering and Architecture and a minor in Philosophy.

So I use Auslin's. I don't care if it's not mine, he's mine and that's all that really matters.

Oui, I am one of the "new guys", from Team Fortress 2. I am Roland, better known as the BLU Spy. Yes, we spies do it from behind, ha ha ha. Enough with that joke. I don't like it.

I apologize for the curtness of this post, but the body has been up since five-something this morning and, stupid me, I decided not to rest it. So it feels like there is a bullet lodged in the brain.

We will have our bios up soon, I am certain. I include all our names in the tags, just in case.

-- Roland