Meet the Team: Sniper, Spy, and Engineer!
We were going to put this under a cut, but what the hell.

The Sniper
Name: Auslin
Age: 34
Sex: Male
Occupation: Sniper for RED
Orientation: Gay
Marital Status: Going Steady with Roland
Family: Mother (deceased), Father (deceased)
Favorite food: Steak
Favorite drink: Lemon-lime soda
Favorite poison: Brandy
Favorite book: Pet Semetary
Other Observations: Don't touch his hat. Ever. Unless you have permission.

The Spy
Name: Roland
Age: 28
Sex: Yes please. [Male]
Occupation: Spy for BLU
Orientation: North-northeast? [Gay]
Marital Status: Going Steady with Auslin
Family: Mother (deceased), Father (estranged), Brother (hates his guts)
Favorite food: Chicken Marsala
Favorite drink: Sparkling water with lemon
Favorite poison: Arsenic... oh, you mean liquor? Merlot.
Favorite book: The Prince by Machiovelli
Other Observations: He can cook like you can't believe. His brother worked for RED, with Auslin and Jackson.

The Engineer
Name: Jackson
Age: 33
Sex: Male
Occupation: Engineer for RED
Orientation: Very slightly bisexual.
Marital Status: Single
Family: Mother, Father, Two Older Brothers, One Younger Sister
Favorite food: The burnt ends of a beef brisket
Favorite drink: Sweet tea
Favorite poison: Beer
Favorite book: The works of Plato
Other Observations: He's really smart-- he graduated from the University of Sydney with a double major in Engineering and Architecture and a minor in Philosophy.